Smash Gordon: The Gear Smasher Sticker

You know that moment. The one where your controller suddenly becomes a projectile, your headset a potential frisbee, and your keyboard a percussion instrument. We've all been there. That's Smash Gordon, the patron saint of peripheral destruction. He's the guy who's been through seven headsets this year, and he's not sorry. Slap this sticker on your battle station, your water bottle, or your therapist's notebook as a warning. Embrace the salt. Embrace the smash.