Dave the Senior Dev Sticker

Let’s be real: you’ve seen Dave. He’s the one who’s been around long enough to know that ‘it works on my machine’ is both a shield and a truth. This sticker captures that exact moment when Dave, coffee in hand, stares at a ticket that’s somehow both critical and impossible to reproduce. He’s not angry—just tired. And maybe a little proud of his legacy code. Slap this on your laptop, your water bottle, or your monitor as a silent nod to every senior dev who’s ever saved a sprint with a single, cryptic comment. Dark-mode pixel art, 8-bit style, because your setup deserves a bit of retro respect.