Dave the Senior Dev

You know Dave. He's been here since before the last three rewrites. His coffee mug is a permanent fixture, his patience a finite resource. This shirt is for the dev who's seen it all—the legacy code, the 'quick fix' that took three sprints, the meeting that could have been an email. Dave doesn't punch down at juniors; he just sighs deeply when someone suggests rewriting everything in a new framework. Wear this as a badge of survival, a nod to the real ones keeping the servers running. It works on his machine. And yours.